Audience: All Middle Eastern Terror Operatives
Effective immediately, all employees and support staffers are asked to take their remaining PTO (Personal Time Off) between now and the end of the infidel's calendar year. Leadership also demands you to finish chores related local poppy crops in order to ensure that element of the organizational funding model is ready for the updated plans now being shaped for 2012 (infidel's calendar).
If you are currently working in our Afghanistan or Pakistan regional offices, please also stop by your local relocation hut and start looking for new accommodations in the soon to be revitalized Iraqi business unit.
Go now and spend your down time wisely, so that we may reconvene in 150 days with the business of forcing our screwed up vision of the world on others through violent and deplorable actions. Also, please keep close watch over your thumb drives, and an eye on your inboxes for the new annual report and announcements relating to plans for whipping more women who try to learn, vote or drive.
Sincerely,
Ali Isanazho
Regional VP
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